Double Bass

Born Nineteen Eighty-One, the year of the VH Holden Commodore Police Pursuit Vehicle

Like the VH Police Pursuit vehicle, Tom Jones is the fastest and most dangerous thing on the road. He was born with a big name to live up to and has set out to do just that. The baby face of the band, he's a kid with a clean slate (well nearly). Tom has just started living out his story and already it's reading like a Nineteenth Century cautionary tale.

Tom was studying at music school where he learnt to read, write and compose music. He was accepted into polite society and was being schooled into the white-boy-jazz, black-bow-tie set. Life lay before Tom like a bright cornucopia of opportunity. He may even have become a professor of music.

Alas! Poor Tom, to help pay the rent (more likely beer) he auditioned for a job playing bull fiddle in a band called The Real Gone Hick-Ups.

He hasn't looked back and is now making a fortune selling nude photos of Tom Jones on the internet.